Saturday, March 28, 2015

The Fat Chick Rant

Okay, here's the . . . Wait. Remember the cryptic text I mentioned earlier? You know. The Fat Chick declared a desire to "slap the snot out of Mark Twain? Boy was she on a rant. Turns out he offended chickens everywhere when he put his foot in his mouth. He did it when he said, "Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid."

Ooh-wee and uh-oh! TFC threatened to egg his house with rotten eggs. She promised to ____ (rhymes with stoop) on his door mat. She sent a note asking if he'd ever been henpecked. It went on and on, this Fat Chick rant, but at least I know she's okay. Free ranging has changed her. My extra scissors and a glue stick are missing. This just came in an e-mail.

You must admit she has a point.

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