Sunday, May 15, 2011

A Patty Melt

May 15, 2011

Dear Good Friends,

Oh? Were you expecting a recipe? If the answer is yes, then I am so sorry; and please accept my apology, but only if you feel that I misled you. This is all about what I call a Patty Melt. It's mail from Patty that melts away my inhibitions, and makes me laugh. It makes me laugh so hard I laff

Now, I don't think she'll mind me sharing this laff with you. Patty's a good egg. Good egg? Wow. I've read too many Peanuts strips. But, read on, and you'll get my meaning. 

I've been thinking on how to decipher possible coordinates for that Parallel Uni since I was a kid. Patty's not the first to speak of it. I think Erma Bombeck mentioned it before as well. Maybe I should write to Stephen Hawking for help? 

I've lost things and found them years later. Used to think that Thing Stephen King wrote about had a hand in things-gone-missing. You know that Thing I'm talking about. The one that lives under kids' beds. The Thing adults don't believe in. Uh-huh. You know the one. 

So . . . The state of Texas is quite a state, but who knew we'd gone gerrymandering? I laugh every time I even think of this fun letter. I wasn't going to post tonight, but I couldn't help it. Unique mail, like a Patty Melt is worth breaking my word over. And, Patty? I'm sure cartographers everywhere would grin, lol, guffaw, and slap the dash too, if they got such great mail. 

Write on, y'all! 

Sincerely sincere,

This Limner


  1. that is a pic of faith hill is it not ? is that because she is also a texas girl that you used her image ? LOL i do get it . also yes patti is a melt is she not ? did you ever find your lost mail ? I sure hope so my dear if not then it will turn up sooner or later maybe lol . Oh well take care my dear .

  2. Hey, lady. It's Faith all right, but it's from Patty to me. Maybe that's why she chose it. :)

    No, haven't found that "missing" mail. Haven't given up looking either. It's motivated me to clean up my studio, my bedroom, and the family room. Will travel to that parallel uni once Stephen Hawking sends me the coordinates.

    Thanks for the good thoughts. :) Be well!